Rome Is My Eleanor

Gone In 60 Seconds is a theatrical masterpiece. I lie. I’m also referring to the remake, not the 1974 original. You remember… the one with the amazing Nicolas Cage? The one where he comes out of retirement to steal cars to save his younger brother’s life? The movie stars Delroy Lindo, Angelina Jolie (pre Brad…

The First Date…NOT AT THE MOVIES

First dates are… whew. They’re nerve wrecking. They either define or destroy potential relationships. You either enjoy it or you hate it. For the love of everything good and perfect in the world, DO NOT HAVE YOUR FIRST DATE AT A MOVIE THEATER! Why, you ask? So glad you asked! Usually, you spend your first…